1. New Orleans is known for a lot of things. Roaming zebras not one of them.
But, cops rolled up on three zebras out walking the streets. They somehow got out of the local zoo. They were unhurt and brought back where they belong.

2. Just because you work at the grocery store, the ham's not free.
Ohio. A deli worker is charged with eating over $9,00 of ham. Apparently, she ate 3-5 slices of ham per day for eight years. Police say she also ate salami from time to time.  They checked the cheese. That was good.

3. Cini-cinnati is not a real city.
But this sign showed up in Ohio directing driving not to Cincinnati, but Cini-cinnati. Highway workers are going to replace the sign.