1. You got to be a real bird brain to try and rob one bird shop in Los Angeles
The intended target was the green macau. A guy walks into a store and tries to steal it, but not on this store owner's watch. He rams the guy into a display and then the beating continues outside. He threw the guy into a car.  The thief was able to get away.

2. Apparently kids don't understand what police means 
One police department in Michigan repainted their police car. They painted po-po on the side. They say they want to be more relatable to the kids.

3. The po-po in California had an unusual guest inside one police car.  A baby deer.
There was an open door, the fawn walked in.  But now, how does it get out?  It climbed over the console and ran off into the woods.