1. Fishermen near Boston caught half a fish.
They had a striped bass on the line. A great white shark was in the area and smelled dinner. So while the fishermen are fighting to get the fish aboard, they're also fighting the shark for the fish. The shark bit off the tail. The fishermen pulled in the rest. While they didn't get the tail, they certainly have a tale to tell, and the video to prove it.

2. No fighting in the cockpit.  
Iraqi airlines right now is investigating after the two pilots of a 737 got into a physical fight in the cockpit in midair with 160 people on board. Whatever they were fighting about, one of them landed the plane safely.  

3. Stealing an aquarium's not easy, especially on a motorcycle.
In Ohio, these two guys tried. The guy in the back holding a fish tank, he didn't hold it well. When police chased them, they decided to get off the bike and run. The guy dropped the tank, shattering the glass. Police arrested them both.